If my teenage self had realised that one day I'd publish her top secret diary on the Internet, she'd have *literally died*. But here we are...

I transcribed these diary entries from the original paper journal a few years ago, and now here they are, in all their cringe-worthy glory, documenting exactly what it was like being a teenage girl growing up in a small town in Scotland in the 1990s.

(Please note: all names and some details have been changed to protect the guilty...)