THE AWKWARD GIRL'S GUIDE TO LIFE
By Amber
Me, looking back at these photos: “Wow, I look way, way too excited to just be drying my hair here!” TERRY: “Yeah, I know, I thought that when I was taking them: I was like, ‘Calm down, dude, it’s just a hairdryer…” Naturally, though, it didn’t occur to him to share …
By Amber
I’ve always been what my mum fondly – at least I think it’s “fondly”- refers to as “an ad-man’s dream,” because I only have to see something on TV once, and I will want to buy it. Actually, I’m SO suggestible in this respect that Terry’s now taken to watching TV …
For the past couple of years, I’ve been regularly singing the praises of Superdrug’s Colour Effects wash-in conditioning colour. This product costs all of £1.99 (And it’s normally on special offer, too, so you’ll get it for even less than that), and the ‘Warm Copper Gold’ shade was exactly the right shade …
Lately my hair has been absolutely impossible to curl. I mean, my hair is ALWAYS pretty much impossible to curl, so no surprises there, really: I have the kind of stick-straight hair that can look fabulously curly a few minutes after I finish doing it, and then be right back to …
In my head, I basically look like a cross between Lana del Rey and Scarlett O’Hara. It’s honestly a bit of a bummer every morning when I wake up, look in the mirror, and realise I actually look nothing like either of them. The perils of a vivid imagination, huh? Anyway, …
By Amber
I’ve been asked a few times now for a post on how to use heated rollers (or how I use heated rollers, rather…) so today’s the day Ima make those dreams come true. (Today’s also the day I’m going to stop talking like that, because I really don’t know what came over …
Last year, I bought my third Babyliss Big Hair Rotating Styler. The previous one had died that morning, right in the middle of blow-drying my hair, and once Terry had examined the patient and concluded that it was beyond his help, I went straight to my computer to order a replacement …
SCENE 1: Bedroom. AMBER is lazing in bed, probably looking at Instagram or some other such nonsense. TERRY enters, accompanied by RUBIN, and tosses a mysterious brown package on the bed. TERRY: You’ve been online shopping again, haven’t you? AMBER: Not I! This will be those Aveda samples they said they’d …