At the Forth Road Bridge

4 things I don’t do on the internet (and why my life is better for it)

Over the past few months, I’ve gotten myself a new little hobby, which I call ‘Comparing Myself to People on the Internet’.

As hobbies go, it’s not really a great one, to be honest. I wouldn’t recommend it. In fact, I hesitate to even mention it, because, seriously, I absolutely HATE it when other people write blog posts complaining about how people on Instagram are making them feel bad. I mean, no matter how carefully you phrase that one, it always comes across a bit like, “I can’t have nice things, so other people shouldn’t have them either!” and no one wants to be THAT person, do they?

No, they do not. Or, at least, they shouldn’t.

I’m doing my best to break myself of the habit, but now that I’ve told you one thing I do online that makes me feel bad (Seriously, though, why CAN’T I have a beautiful Instagram theme? Y THO?), I thought I’d try to balance things out a bit by telling you about 4 things I DON’T do online – and why I think my life is all the better for it. For instance, I don’t…

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Read forum threads I’m mentioned in

As a full-time blogger, checking my site analytics to see where visitors to the blog are coming from is part of my job. Most of the time, the traffic comes from the usual sources, like Google, Pinterest and social media, but every so often, I’ll see traffic coming from a forum like Mumsnet or GOMI (Very rarely from GOMI, thankfully, but there is one post that gets traffic from it from time to time…), and I’ll know that someone has mentioned me in a thread there, and linked to my blog from it.

I never, ever click through to those forum posts to see what’s being said about me. Never. I’m not even tempted.


Because I made the mistake of checking out a forum post I’d been mentioned in exactly once … and it totally ruined my day. It was a post on Mumsnet with a title something like, “Let’s talk about the bloggers we hate!” or similar. I mean, that should really have given me a clue I wasn’t going to like it, huh? Being the idiot I am, though, I let my curiosity get the better of me, and I ploughed on regardless. Sure enough, someone had brought me up as a blogger they hate (Thanks, that person, if you’re reading this!), and had listed why. In all honestly, the post itself wasn’t THAT bad: I mean, I’ve seen worse. It was so filled with inaccuracies and misrepresentations, though, that it was all I could do not to sign up for the forum immediately and go in to fight my corner, all, “Wait! If you’re going to snark about me, at least get it right, people!” Well, you would, wouldn’t you?

I didn’t, though. It took a Herculean effort on my part, but ultimately I know that these things never end well, and that me going in there with all guns blazing would just create needless drama – which would probably just make me look even worse than the original post had. So, instead of wasting what would probably have ended up being hours of my time arguing with someone who’d already decided she hated me, I just hit the “back” button on my browser, and never went back.

Since then, I’ve taken the position that what people say about me behind my back is none of my business, so I just don’t read it. Sure, I guess some would say I’m missing out on what could be valuable feedback by doing that, but I’m also missing out on a bunch of hurtful comments, and outright lies, and I’m good with that. If people really want to give me “feedback” they can do it to my face (Well, to my Internet face, anyway…), and do it respectfully: and if people just want to complain about me behind my back, well, they’re free to do that too – just please don’t tell me about it or expect me to read it. You don’t have to attend every argument you’re invited to, after all…

(I’ve just re-read this post, and realised that I’ve made it sound a bit like there are tons of people snarking about me on forums all over the internet. There really aren’t – or not that I know of, anyway. These forum links thankfully don’t crop up all that often, so my point here isn’t that they are lots of people talking about me behind my back, simply that those who do can feel free to crack on with it without any interference from me!)

Oh, and I don’t ever Google myself, either, needless to say. And nor do I…


Check to see who’s unfollowed me on Instagram or Twitter

One day last year I was mindlessly scrolling through my Twitter mentions (Which is another thing I don’t tend to do very often, btw: if you’ve tweeted me and haven’t had a response yet, I promise I’m not being rude, I just won’t have seen it!), when I stumbled across a tweet which appeared to be calling me out for unfollowing someone: by which I mean it literally said something like, “Hey, @foreveramber unfollowed me, can you believe it?”

I was absolutely mortified, of course… and so was the poor girl whose account had tweeted that message, because it turned out to be one of those apps you can sign up to that notifies you every time someone unfollows you, and she’d had no idea it was going to tweet the information publicly. She was really apologetic (And I actually ended up re-following her, so hey, I guess that technique worked!), but all I could think was, why on earth would you want to be notified every time someone unfollowed you on social media? Seriously, though, what possible use could that information be to you?

And, I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m not nearly cool enough to not care AT ALL that people unfollow me. Like, a little piece of me dies inside every time I look at my Instagram profile and see that, YET AGAIN I’ve managed to lose EXACTLY the same number of followers I’ve gained. So, yeah, I’d rather people DIDN’T unfollow me, if at all possible, but, at the same time, it’s not like I’m taking names and then adding them to my Little Book of Enemies, you know? Or not any more, at least. I just don’t have the mental energy for those kind of shenanigans, and honestly? I think my life is all the better for it. I don’t need to know who unfollowed me and why: all I need to know is that there are enough people still following me to continue to justify my bid to track down every single white wall in the land, and have my photo taken against it.

Well, someone has to do it, right?

Speaking of the whole follow/unfollow business, meanwhile, I also don’t…


Follow people out of politeness

I know a lot of people have this idea with social media that if someone follows you, you’re morally obliged to follow them back, otherwise you’re a coldhearted bitch who should have her phone taken away immediately. Well, I don’t consider myself to be the least bit coldhearted (I probably should have my phone taken away from me, though, to be fair…), but I’ve never bought into that idea. Not every account is going to appeal to everyone, after all: I mean, I’m not interested in food or sports, say, so if you mostly tweet/Insta/whatever about those subjects, I probably won’t follow you – and that’s no reflection whatsoever on YOU, or even on your account: it’s actually a reflection on ME, and the fact that I just don’t have the time to keep scrolling past dozens of photos of things I’m not interested in, purely out of politeness.

So I don’t. And I think my life is marginally better for it.

Finally, I don’t…


Look at Facebook more than a couple of times a week

I continue to have a Facebook account purely because you need to have a personal account in order to maintain a blog page, and enough people have told me they use Facebook to follow my blog for that blog page to be fairly essential to my business. I have to admit, though, now that the page I have for my blog is mostly automated (Each new blog post is automatically posted to Facebook as soon as it’s published, without me having to do anything), I hardly ever look at Facebook – and honestly, I don’t miss it.

I don’t miss the memes, or the “memories” (Or the memories of the memories, even…), or the people who think they’re going to cure cancer by posting a fruit as their status. I don’t miss the chain letters, the political “debates”, or the people who really should have checked before sharing that post. I don’t miss Facebook, in short: and I’m a big fan of all of the extra time I’ve gained from rarely looking at it any more. Mostly because I can now use that time to look at Instagram, instead. Oh, COME ON, people, I’m only human: I’m allowed to have SOME bad online habits, surely?

So tell me: what are yours? What do you do online that you’d like to stop – and what DON’T you do, that makes your life better?

4 online habits to avoid - and why your life will be better for it

  • I still check Facebook almost daily, but for personal reasons. So many of my friends live so far away, it is my way of staying connected. But I don´t do the “follow for follow” thing either and wouldn´t call myself cold-hearted. Of course I am slightly biased there.

    April 18, 2018
  • D Johnson


    You need to have a Facebook account in order to have a Blog? Does Zuckerberg own the whole world? I am off social media as a human being and I only post material “on behalf of” my Vizsla puppy. Photography, writing, getting out of the house are in my life but the lies, hurt and politics are not (so far!).

    Facebook Live was used to broadcast a literal attack on me, and, unlike a similar incident in Sweden, no one was arrested. I’m not being a drama queen when I say my life has been destroyed. Good for you for setting reasonable boundaries.

    April 18, 2018
  • I’d find it so hard to not read bad things people are saying. I’m very new in the blogging world so I’d be worried if I was already coming across lists of why people hate me! I’m not saying it won’t ever happen though haha
    But I wonder if the temptation would be too great for me!!!
    I use Reddit sometimes (to post my own stuff and comment) and some people on there are MEAN. I mean really mean.
    I was upset last night because my back was hurting, and I said to my boyfriend ‘I’m really upset, I hate life!’ and his first question was ‘did someone post a bad comment on Reddit?’…so you can see the trauma I have faced in the past LOL
    I don’t know why I get so upset by mean comments. I definitely need to get a thicker skin with that stuff.

    April 18, 2018
  • I LOVE GOMI + the overspill Reddit. For one simple reason.. Everything they snark on there, I LOVE! I actually came to you via GOMI a few years back and here I am still. Guess I am the hated BWG.

    It’s a good choice though. As much as I despise the word “hater(z)”, it’s the only way to describe some of these people. They just hate on everything someone does, and I don’t know how they deal with life, carrying so much hate around (she says, dragging a satchel of pure hatred behind her).

    Don’t know about Facebook though. How else would I know that cousin Steve’s next door neighbour’s cat’s mother’s owner has started a new business and she’s got an AMAZING opportunity for you and you could earn SO much money and all you need to do is just “play” on social media all day?!

    April 18, 2018
  • I no longer read most news stories on FB as the comments on them can be really pushing the limits of decency and I have to stop myself chiming in and telling people how awful they are. Now, I get my news elsewhere. It’s far better to lie to myself and pretend the world is full of good people…

    April 18, 2018
  • Brenda


    Ok, this is how bad I am with the social media thing… I don’t even know what GOMI is…? Never heard of it…? And on Instagram, I follow a lot of bloggers, interior designers and celebrities, but none of my friends. In fact, I have absolutely no followers because I don’t accept them. I have never ever posted anything. The only thing I do is scroll through to pass the time while I am waiting on my kids at school, or swimming, or whatever. It has kind of replaced magazines for me. On Facebook, I do use it to follow my friends, etc, but seriously, if one more person starts trying to sell me a “brand new and amazing, gamechanging skincare” line, I may have to give up on that too! No twitter for me either… Is it because I am getting older? Not sure, but I have found that my “system” – ha! works pretty good for me.

    April 18, 2018
  • Limiting the amount of time I spend on Facebook has been really good for me. I also spend too much time on Instagram, but that time doesn’t make me angry or feel like crap. I’m also not into following people just because they followed me. I’m mostly on instagram for regular people (ie not celebrity) outfit posts, so if you mostly post about your dog, I’m not gonna follow.

    April 18, 2018
  • Raquel


    My major problem is that I have waaay to many tabs open at the same time… and it’s not just one window, it’s several windows with several tabs open in each one of them (please don’t judge me). I know it’s bad for the computer, but I can’t help it and if someone DARES to touch my tabs or someone accidentally CLOSES THEM ALL with no way back, well, they should be running for their lives!
    Also, I don’t know if I would have the strength not to read what people were saying about me…

    April 18, 2018
      • Raquel


        Ahah, yay, I’m not alone! Go Terry 😛
        I think my boyfriend has learned by now he can’t do anything about it and most of the time just lets it be, but sometimes when he’s using my computer he gets super frustrated and starts lecturing me about it ?

        April 18, 2018
  • ArcticGlimmer


    I have a rule for using the Internet even though I’m not a blogger or don’t use instagram much. It goes something like: I never read threads that discuss actual living people.

    Not even about other people and especially not open forums like all sorts of mummy forums. They never are any good, they’re full of all sorts of speculation, racism, opinions presented as facts and downright stalking. I don’t want to see that, not of celebrities, my favourite bloggers or pretty much anyone.

    It’s a good rule. Using the internet has been much better for it. Some other good rules you have here!

    April 19, 2018
  • Teresa


    The one thing has made my life less stressful (and happier and meaningful) is the absence of Facebook.

    About 3 years ago, I was addicted to it. I’d obcess about likes and comments, and continually check my “friends” updates. At this time I was battling a major depression. Despite being heavily medicated, I just couldn’t break that cycle. That is, until I read an interesting article about happiness, which associated depression with the usage of social media. And then it clicked! Facebook was actually making me feel worse about myself. Even without realising, I was comparing my life, my achievements (or lack of them), with whatever bullshit my “friends” were posting. I also realised most of those posts were either made up or overly exaggerated. Like my “friend” who kept posting about her “travels”, but who was so broke she couldn’t even afford to visit her parents regularly (who live about 70 km away)… This realization set me free! I stopped checking Facebook, and feel incredibly better! I’m not saying it cured my depression, but it surely helped me take a new perspective on things. I now know who my real friends are, I connect in the real world, and that’s amazing!

    April 19, 2018
  • Selina


    To be fair, you are liked on GOMI. Nobody has said anything bad about you. Anyway, I won’t bother putting up relationship stuff online. I just find it pointless and I’m fed of people declaring that they are with the love of their life and then break up 2 years later with online sobbing references, how sad they are but they’ll just carry on and live their best life declarations etc when they break up. No thanks

    April 20, 2018
  • Yay for you!!!!! 🙂

    April 23, 2018
  • I was just dealing with negative feedback on my Facebook page today and I felt like it was already degrading me as a person. Lol! I’ve been trying to just use Facebook to share blog posts but I get a lot of my traffic there so it’s hard, but I think it will be better for me and my well-being to just use Facebook to share my blog posts and not necessarily talk to some people I don’t even know and would never even meet.

    Thanks for this post. Inspired me as a newbie blogger. <3

    March 18, 2019