WTF?

Outfit Out-Takes | Spring- Summer 2015

blogger bloopers

Well, if everything has gone to plan (by which I mean no mysteriously disappearing airplanes, or anything like that), I should be somewhere over the Atlantic right now*, probably gripping onto the armrest and saying, “DID YOU HEAR THAT NOISE? WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?” in a panicked tone every five minutes, so I figured now might be a good time for some outfit out-takes. At least this way, if you laugh AT me rather than WITH me, I won’t be here to see it, huh?

(I’m joking, by the way: I will read the comments as soon as I land. Probably while I’m waiting for my suitcase to come off the conveyor belt, in fact. So please don’t abandon me!)

(It’s actually just occured to me that scheduling this post may not be the best idea ever, because if something DOES happen to me, it’ll be in REALLY bad taste, won’t it? Er, if it does, though, could one of you make sure the media use the photo on my ‘about page’ in their articles about the tragedy, rather than any of the ones below? Thanks!)

(I really hate that I think like this, but I seriously come off each flight feeling like I’ve just cheated death. The run-up to a trip, meanwhile… well, I don’t get a lot of sleep, let’s put it that way…)

Anyway! On a lighter note, here are some of the photos that didn’t make it into my outfit posts, for what are (hopefully) obvious reasons. If you’re feeling particularly bored, you can find more blogger bloopers here and here, and if you’re looking for outfit information, I’ve linked to the post these came from under each photo – remember that these are all from older posts, though, so not everything will still be available!

Blooper reel

[Original post]

The only reason I didn’t use this photo in the post is because my face was over-exposed in it. It had nothing to do with the freaky hand, or strangely smug facial expression, seriously. Nothing at all…

outfit out-takes: the headpat

[Original post]

Bloggers: they just do everything for the head-pats, don’t they?

WTF?

[Original post]

I’ve no idea what I’m doing here, but I DO know the photos in this set were pretty much ALL like this – so much so that I had to re-take the photos another time!

fashion blogger out-takes

[Original post]

Thanks, Terry.

outtake

[Original post]

The next time you think you’re having a bad hair day, I want you to remember this photo. Actually, scratch that: please DON’T remember this photo. I repeat: do NOT remember this photo, then it’ll be like it never happened…

ouch

[Original post]

Yeah, pretty sure your legs aren’t supposed to do that…

blogger blooper reel

[Original post]

Fifties style skirts: so demure. So ladylike. So WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN THIS PICTURE?

And on that note, I think we’ll bring this one to a close. Remember what I said about which photo to give to the media, though…

*Yes, someone is looking after the house, so if you were thinking of burgling it, er, don’t.

COMMENTS
  • Hahaha best outfit post! Have a good holiday!

    September 4, 2015
  • Chiarina

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    Pictures that came out funny are always that… Funny! That’s why I often don’t delete them when I come across some! You jumping of the wall is too cute! My favourite is still little miss teapot from a previous edition, though…
    Have a lovely, lovely Holiday!

    September 4, 2015
  • Erin

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    I love the pictures where you have no thumb, you are levitating on a rock wall, and your leg has pulled an Exorcist-style move. Hope you have a great time in the States! Just realized that I need to follow you on instagram to stay up to date on the adventures 🙂

    September 4, 2015
  • Oh the jumping off (on?) the wall one is great! Always appreciate these posts, I hope you chuckle over the bloopers sometimes after your photoshoots 🙂

    September 4, 2015
  • I love your blooper photos, Amber. They crack me up every time. I’m not sure which is my favorite of this bunch, the one where it looks like you’re sort of swimming, or the one where your hair looks a little bit like tail feathers.
    For some reason, my outtakes all involve me either being photobombed by animals (mostly cats), or where I’m half blinking, so I look completely hammered. I’ve got a disturbing amount of the latter. Hey! That gives me a great idea for a post: “I swear I’m not drunk”.
    Anywho, I hope your flight went well! And that there were no bumps for you to worry about. I’m not the best flyer either, but that’s more of a control issue thing. Me: “Who the hell is flying this thing, anyway? Where’s he from? Where’d he get his certification? Why should I trust this stranger with my life?!”

    September 4, 2015
  • Absolutely hilarious again – the wall levitation photo is actually the perfect blooper. Although the one where your hair is sticking straight up – I think you missed a trick by not calling that Teletubby Style…

    I wish my bloopers were cute bad and not just argh-my-face-is-so-ugly-here-why-am-I-even-alive bad…!

    September 4, 2015
  • This was awesome! Love the backwards legs! Still trying to figure it out!
    Amber

    September 4, 2015
  • Thanks for sharing! Not only did they make me laugh, they made me feel much better. I spent an hour trying to pictures the other day and they were all awful. It’s wonderfully reassuring that the pros don’t nail it every time either!

    September 4, 2015
  • TinaD

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    I still don’t know how you manage big skirts in Scotland’s wind… I’d spend my whole life with my pants on view.

    September 4, 2015
  • Omg! Love the skirts you’ve chosen.

    September 4, 2015
  • Annanel

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    I love this kinds of posts- they make people look much more… human? That sounds bad, but I’ll go with it. Also, I LOVE the last picture! So Marilyn-esque! You look lovely in it

    September 4, 2015
  • Haha! Love these! And your leg is freaky in that picture! How the hell did you do that?

    September 4, 2015
  • This made my evening, great pictures Amber, lol… Have a lovely holiday.

    September 5, 2015
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