Outfit Out-Takes | Autumn – Winter 2015

As another year draws to an end, there’s just time for one more quick look back at some of the outfit photos that DIDN’T make it into my posts over the last few months. Photos like this one, for instance…


I’ve mentioned before that a huge amount of my outfit photos are rendered un-usable due to the fact that I’m pulling some awful face in so many of them. This one isn’t actually an unusual face for me, though: in fact, this is the expression I use when I spot one of The Others coming towards me across a crowded room…


This one, meanwhile, is just what I look like when I’m drunk.


This one’s what I look like when I’m REALLY drunk. Happy, of course. But drunk.


This is the expression I make when I hear someone say that autumn is their favourite season. It’s also the expression I’m making RIGHT NOW as I realise I’m about to put the most unflattering photo of myself EVER TAKEN on the internet. This will haunt me forever, people: FOREVER.

outfit out-takes : really bad photos of fashion bloggers

This is why I always wear sunglasses, even when it’s not particularly sunny.

sleepwalking fashion blogger

So is this.

sleeping while I walk

And this.

Oh, FFS.

And also this.

green trench coat and tartan skirt

Ah, that’s better. (My eyes were probably closed in this one, too: you just can’t see them because of the glasses. So now you know. Next time someone asks why I wear sunglasses in all of my outfit photos, I’m just going to refer them back to this post…)

the hell?

This one… isn’t actually me. No, this is one of the many photos like this I’ve found on the camera when Terry’s been setting it up for me, and has decided to strike a few fashion blogger poses of his own, in order to “test the focus”. Yes.

Here’s another one:

polka dot dress

He’ll be regretting that now, huh?

I’m sure there are lots more where those came from, but I’m ALSO sure you’re all still too busy laughing at number four to even notice, aren’t you? Laugh away, people: just remember, Amber is always watching you:

Amber is watching you

Well, I am when I have my eyes open, anyway…

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  • Laura


    Haha, I LOVE this post!

    December 30, 2015
  • Hahaha… LOVE this! Nice to see you are normal just like the rest of us (still look amazing though).

    December 30, 2015
  • hehehe I like these posts, especially you outing your hubs’ “fashion blogger” pose

    December 30, 2015
  • Moira


    The ‘eyes closed’ series made me laugh!

    December 30, 2015
  • I love posts like this one. I think that all fashion bloggers should make them. They are so much fun. And you actually don’t look that bad in these pictures. At least you blink with both eyes at the same time, unlike someone that I won’t mention in this comment. 😉

    December 30, 2015
  • Suze


    Haha! Brilliant! I notice that Rubin made himself scarce whilst those shots were being taken. I would say that his super cute little face could steal the limelight from anyone but in this case I’m not too sure about that! 🙂

    December 30, 2015
  • Hahahaha, this was the best post EVER! So funny! XO -Kim

    December 30, 2015
  • Ha ha haaaaaa love it! X

    December 30, 2015
  • Ha, oh god, thanks for sharing! But your “bad” photos are not really that bad 🙂 my personal favorite is of you throwing some serious shade (number 4).

    December 30, 2015