Outfit Out-Takes | Autumn – Winter 2015

As another year draws to an end, there’s just time for one more quick look back at some of the outfit photos that DIDN’T make it into my posts over the last few months. Photos like this one, for instance…

I’ve mentioned before that a huge amount of my outfit photos are rendered un-usable due to the fact that I’m pulling some awful face in so many of them. This one isn’t actually an unusual face for me, though: in fact, this is the expression I use when I spot one of The Others coming towards me across a crowded room…

This one, meanwhile, is just what I look like when I’m drunk.

This one’s what I look like when I’m REALLY drunk. Happy, of course. But drunk.

This is the expression I make when I hear someone say that autumn is their favourite season. It’s also the expression I’m making RIGHT NOW as I realise I’m about to put the most unflattering photo of myself EVER TAKEN on the internet. This will haunt me forever, people: FOREVER.

This is why I always wear sunglasses, even when it’s not particularly sunny.

So is this.

And this.

And also this.

Ah, that’s better. (My eyes were probably closed in this one, too: you just can’t see them because of the glasses. So now you know. Next time someone asks why I wear sunglasses in all of my outfit photos, I’m just going to refer them back to this post…)

This one… isn’t actually me. No, this is one of the many photos like this I’ve found on the camera when Terry’s been setting it up for me, and has decided to strike a few fashion blogger poses of his own, in order to “test the focus”. Yes.

Here’s another one:

He’ll be regretting that now, huh?

I’m sure there are lots more where those came from, but I’m ALSO sure you’re all still too busy laughing at number four to even notice, aren’t you? Laugh away, people: just remember, Amber is always watching you:

Well, I am when I have my eyes open, anyway…