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If your kid is wearing a half-assed Halloween costume today, come sit with me…

October 31, 2019 21 Comments 8 min read

Does a 1 year old really NEED a Halloween costume, though? Asking for a friend…

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Trying to leave the house with a toddler is like breaking out of Alcatraz

October 21, 2019October 30, 2019 8 Comments 4 min read

It also has the ability to totally warp time, not even joking.

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The Hardest Thing About Parenthood is All the People You Have to Talk To

October 14, 2019October 15, 2019 25 Comments 6 min read

Because parenthood can be tough for the over-thinkers of the world. Here are some of my thoughts on parenting when you have social anxiety (or are just a bit anti-social, really…)

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11 Things I Miss About Life Before Children

September 23, 2019September 25, 2019 26 Comments 8 min read

When you have children, you temporarily say goodbye to some aspects of your old life. These are the things I miss most about life BC…

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What’s the hardest stage of parenthood?

August 6, 2019October 16, 2019 23 Comments 5 min read

When Max was tiny, I thought parenting a newborn must surely be the hardest thing in the entire world. I was wrong…

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Parenting With Anxiety

July 15, 2019October 15, 2019 18 Comments 6 min read

What it’s like to parent when every single day brings something new to worry about…

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Can you still call it ‘baby brain’ 18 months later?

June 26, 2019September 4, 2019 19 Comments 6 min read

Is ‘baby brain’ real, or am I just getting more and more absent-minded?

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4 Things That Make Holidaying With a Toddler Harder Than Nuclear Physics*

May 24, 2019October 6, 2019 6 Comments 4 min read

(*Not actually true.) (*Close, though.) So. we’re having a fantastic time here in central Florida, and not even the weird splotches of fake tan on my foot can dampen my enthusiasm for being back in a place where it’s sunny all the time, and the local ZARA is open until 11pm …

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