Things I Should Know By Now
If you’re not totally happy with the outfit when you look in the mirror, it won’t magically look better in the photos you try to take of it anyway. Just wear something else.
It doesn’t matter how long you wait for the UPS man to arrive: he will arrive as soon as you leave the house or get into the shower.
As soon as my fringe gets to the length I was growing it out to, I will want to cut it. As soon as I cut it, I will want to grow it out.
Don’t touch the curling irons to see if they’re hot: seriously, just stop doing that.
If you’re an introvert and/or shy, there is nothing lonelier than being in a crowd.
You can check your closet as many times as you like: you will not all-of-a sudden discover an amazing item of clothing you’d totally forgotten you had. (I can’t be only one who does this, surely? Like, you find yourself thinking, “You know what would look great with this skirt? A purple shirt!”And then you and look in your closet for one, even although you know beyond doubt that you have never owned such an item in your life, therefore there’s no possible chance of you finding one. Yet still you look…)
I will keep on checking, anyway.
Smiling like a maniac when you meet new people doesn’t make them think you’re friendly: it just makes them think you’re a maniac.
Reading books is important for my mental health, and I should do it more often. Also, books should be available on prescription.
People don’t ask enough questions. This should no longer be a surprise.
Being an adult doesn’t necessarily mean you no longer get scared when you’re in the house alone at night. Especially when the dog starts pretending he can hear something downstairs…
The dog will ALWAYS pretend he can hear something downstairs when you’re the only person in the house with him. Every single time.
Finishing up the Christmas chocolate is not some kind of ‘challenge’ you have to meet. It’s not an item on the ‘To Do’ list, either.
You only ever spot the typos after the article is published.
I will probably never be able to come up with the last item for a list post…
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