Things You’ve Probably Done If You’re A Blogger
I’ve called this post “Things You’ve Probably Done If You’re A Blogger”, but…
.. it would really be more accurate to call it, “Things You’ve Probably Done If You’re ME.”
If you’re me, for instance, you’ve probably…
Worn a yellow dress…
… just because you noticed there were lots of buttercups in the fields around your house, and it would be CRIMINAL not to photograph the yellow dress next to the yellow flowers (weeds?), wouldn’t it?
Realised none of those fields are actually open to the public.
Driven to another location, which you’re sure will have yellow flowers in abundance.
(No, you can’t use the same yellow flower location you used in your last set of outfit photos. Because you already used that in your LAST set of outfit photos, DUH.)
Discovered there are no yellow flowers there either.
Well, THIS is awkward, isn’t it? Where are all the buttercups? BRING ME MY BUTTERCUPS!
Found a white wall instead.
No one can blame a girl for utilising a handy white wall, can they?
Sworn you’d never take photos in direct sunlight ever again.
Because half of your face is always in shadow, and the other half looks like the moon when you take photos in direct sunlight. WAH!
Taken the photos in direct sunlight.
Well, it’s going to rain all of next week, so if you don’t do it now, when WILL you do it? Never, that’s when. Never is when you will take the photos of the yellow gingham sundress, unless you do them right now, in the direct sunglight. Also, you like the way your hair goes SUPER RED in the sun. Why can’t it look like that ALL the time?
Got home and deleted 50% of the photos.
Because seriously, I don’t actually look like that, do I? Do I look like that?
Realised that after all this, you don’t really have much to say about the yellow gingham sundress…
… on account of how you wore it just a few weeks ago, and what else is there to say, really? It’s yellow. It’s gingham. It’s a dress. Did I mention yellow?
Wrote a list, instead.
Everyone likes a list, don’t they? Hey… where’d everyone go?
Dress c/o The Pretty Dress Company; H&M jacket; Michael Kors wedges via Shopbop[separator type=”thin”]