So, last week I noticed that, from time to time I could feel a "pulse" going in my stomach, almost as if there was a very small animal in there ...
Seeing as my "Amber in 'I Wear Uggs' Shocker!" post went over better than I expected, I have climbed into the virtual confessional to produce some more shockers for you: ...
What's that in my hand, I hear you ask excitedly? (Note: not really, but let's just pretend, 'kay?) Oh, nothing much... just my FREE TOWEL that I picked up today, ...
I am done with the pool. No, that didn’t take long, did it? And actually, to be fair, it’s not so much the pool I’m done with so much as…
The more observant of you will no doubt have noticed that I haven't been doing the Friday 5, other than those two times when I'd just started doing it and ...
I went to the gym. In fact, I went twice - GO ME! The first time I went, I forgot my membership card. The second time, I forgot the pound ...
It's One of Those Weeks, folks, and by "One of Those Weeks" I mean, "Oh my good God, is it not the weekend already? And also: where is the wine?" Even ...
So, a few years ago, as I mentioned in my last entry, I was given a mullet by the Hair Salon Down the Road – or the Little Shop of…
I need a haircut. Before I get a haircut, though, I need a hairdresser. This is traumatic. Hold me. The thing is, I already have a hairdresser - or, rather, I ...
Well, after days on end of searingly hot weather, Florida obviously realised we were headed to the beach today, so it choose to dump more rain than was really necessary ...
August tomorrow, then, folks - almost the end of the summer already. (WHERE DID IT GO?!) Soon I'll be sharpening my pencils, packing up my satchel and putting on my ...
So, on the last day of our honeymoon we broke the house. For once, it wasn’t my fault. No, this particular random act of stupidity was all Terry’s, and even…
I don't think I've ever mentioned this here, but I am a bit of a Harry Potter fan. I mean, I say "a bit of a fan" - my dog ...
On the second last day of the honeymoon we decided to do something we'd never done before and take a quad bike safari. Now, as far as "things we'd never ...
As you go through life, you start to realise that there are some things only stupid people do. Pouring bleach in their coffee. Almost choking to death on their ...
I worry too much. I worry about stupid, insignificant things like work and doing the ironing, and whether my butt looks big in those skinny jeans I got last week….
I am back! And also: married! Woo hoo! Since I got back I've been trying to think of some nice, neat little way to sum up the wedding, but actually? I ...
Aaargh, getting married in the morning, folks! One sleep to go! Unfortunately, such is the level of anxiety caused by the imminent departure of my doggie for Las Vegas, combined ...