I also write about this stuff…

Modern Etiquette & Weird Behaviour

How to behave, how not to behave, and seriously, how weird is my husband?

Pale Girl Problems

I got 99 problems, and skin like a vampire is one.

My (Not So) Secret Diary

When I was 11 years old, I kept a diary. When I grew up, I published it on the internet.

My (Non) Controversial Opinions

My opinions aren’t controversial, but they annoy people anyway.

Random Acts of Stupidity

At least they give me something to blog about, right?

My Pregnancy Diary

A record of my pregnancy, week by torturous week.

I Try Beauty Products So You Don't Have To

Yes, even those weird magnetic eyelashes you keep seeing…

Amber's Adventures

Oh, the places I go! L.A., Miami… er, Glasgow…

Tales From My Childhood

I was a bit of a strange child, tbh.

Health, Anxiety & Tokophobia

Mental health issues and how I deal with them. Or, you know, DON’T.

Capsule Wardrobes

An attempt to curb my ASOS addiction, and buy less stuff.

Home & Garden

My house is white, and I like to keep it tidy. Or try to…