In the early hours of Saturday morning, I woke Terry with a prod to the back. "I've done pants for you," I informed him importantly as he turned round, blearily. "Pants? Eh?" ...
So, the car failed its MOT. I knew it would. As I pulled out of the driveway to take it for the test, 'Help!' came on the radio. And it ...
Yay, it's Friday! Thank Crunchie it's Friday! Oh no, wait... I freakin' hate Fridays, don't I? They may be the day of the week when all the rest of the ...
Yup, that’s right, I’m calling off today’s Vigil before it even started. Terry was just getting ready to leave this morning when the phone rung and he was told that…
I worry too much. I worry about stupid, insignificant things like work and doing the ironing, and whether my butt looks big in those skinny jeans I got last week. ...
Or, in the Scottish: "There's a moose! Loose! About this hoose!" Gulp. Terry found the evidence of our rodent visitor this morning, when he went to pour himself some cereal and ...