
The One Where I Am Deformed
So, I’m having a dress made. This is probably a mistake, because, as loyal readers (hi, mum and dad!) will remember dressmakers hate me. But I am doing it anyway,…
Actually, a better title for this entry would probably be something like, "Being so nervous she almost threw up on her dressing gown killed the radio star" but that doesn't ...
It's been a while since we had a good ole list-fest round here, and because I'm not ashamed to fall back on bullet points when I'm feeling lazy, let's welcome ...
So, I’m having a dress made. This is probably a mistake, because, as loyal readers (hi, mum and dad!) will remember dressmakers hate me. But I am doing it anyway,…
So, I need to find out how to become a "morning person". How will I do this, do you think? At the moment, you see, I'm definitely not a morning person. ...
Yesterday, at approximately 2.50pm, the radiator-come-towel-rail officially heated its first towel, having been expertly attached to the wall during a delicate, four-hour operation carried out by the second plumber to ...