On Sunday, we decided to take the dog for a walk around Linlithgow Loch. Terry has done this walk before: it's short, and there's a proper footpath, so I figured I'd be OK in these: You see the sticking plaster on the side of my foot? More about that later. For now, just know that Terry didn't seem to see anything wrong with my footwear either, and so off we went. Halfway to Linlithgow, though, Terry pulled over to the side of the road. "Hey," he said. "Let's not go to Linlithgow Loch. Let's just climb that instead!" "That" was Binny Craig. Why yes, it WAS kind of steep! And what's that? Stinging nettles, you say? All over the ground? Meaning that by the time I reached the top (crawling on my hands and knees, natch), my feet were a red, swollen mess? Yes, that too. Also, there were teenagers up there. They were playing music through those FREAKING tinny speakers kids always have with them now, so even way the hell out in the peaceful, quiet countryside, you're forced to listen to someone else's music. This made me want to throw them all over the side of the hill, but unfortunately for me I'm terrified of teenagers, so I didn't. Also, Rubin had apparently set aside that special time to be an ass, and while I was crawling on my hands and knees up the slope, he was trying to crawl under my belly. WHY?