
That Time I Got Locked in the Bathroom
Everyone else is writing about the Olympics opening ceremony this morning. Instead of doing that, though, I’m going to write about that time I locked myself in the bathroom. That…
I am out running. It's a bright, sunny afternoon - one of those near-mythical crisp days which make me almost understand why people love autumn. I'm jogging along, listening to music ...
... broke my mouse. My computer mouse, I mean. Not an actual, real-life mouse. Because I don't have an actual, real-life mouse. If I did, though, I'd be advising that actual ...
On Friday morning, Terry and I were woken from our slumbers by the sound of a workman arriving at the house next door. Or, rather, we were woken by the ...
Everyone else is writing about the Olympics opening ceremony this morning. Instead of doing that, though, I’m going to write about that time I locked myself in the bathroom. That…
OK, so, on the last episode of "Amber Recounts Her Holiday in Tedious Detail", I was still in Clearwater, where I was wearing a playsuit, and probably flashing everyone within ...
The whole time she was at the coast, my mum (who is a worrier, like me) remained in a constant state of RED ALERT, perpetually scanning the horizon for the ...