If you know me in Real Life (as opposed to this fake, imaginary life we all have on the internets), you may want to prepare yourself for the fact that ...
A couple of weeks ago, I went to see the dentist. It was really awful, actually. I had to get up really early, and sit in rush hour traffic for ...
Yesterday afternoon, Terry was out with his friends so I decided to take myself off for a quick spot of shopping. Because that's what I do when I'm left to my own ...
Well, today was the day the mouse traps in our attic were scheduled to be inspected by The Man From the Council – or The Mouse Man, as he shall…
Well, I've always suspected it, but now I know for sure: I was born without a brain. The proof of this came on Sunday afternoon, when I decided to hit the ...
I wish this could be a more interesting newsflash for you, folks, but the things that live in our attic? Yeah, they're mice. Not vampires. Not Nigel, the International Man ...