Well, that bug I thought I’d got rid of last week came back with a vengeance.
This has actually become something of a December tradition for me: I get sick, I get better… then, a few days later, I get sick again. I’m fairly sure it’s the universe’s way of taunting me. Like, “Oh yay, you’re all better! HAHA NO YOU’RE NOT!” So I got the weird ‘sore throat bug’ back, THEN I had a migraine, and now I have a head cold. So my body is basically just falling apart, like an old wooden toy that’s been passed down through a few too many generations of children. Now the paint is starting to peel, the limbs are looking a little wobbly, and the children are all, “We want an X-Box One, anyway: screw you, old wooden toy!” And then they throw the old wooden toy into the trash, but a passing fox picks it up and takes it back to its lair, where… wait: what’s this post even about, anyway? Because I’m pretty sure it wasn’t supposed to be about an old wooden toy, although I kinda wish it was, now, because that would be a little more interesting.
No, this is just another one of those diary style posts, where I tell you what I’ve been up to this week. Other than being ill, obviously. So, here we go…
On Saturday, Rubin managed to escape from my parents garden, sparking major panic and a 4-person torchlit search. I’m actually pretty sure that’s what brought my lurgy back, because running around in the freezing cold, screaming at the top of your lungs will do that, won’t it? Or it won’t HELP, anyway.
The Great Escape happened late at night, so naturally it was pitch dark outside, and it was also freezing, having snowed the night before. The snow had melted by the time The Escape happened, and luckily there was a brief lull in the non-stop pouring rain it had been replaced with (I say “luckily” – if it had still been raining, Rubin wouldn’t have gone out in it, so maybe I shouldn’t complain so much about the rain, huh?), but conditions were still less than optimal for us to search for a small dog, lost in the big, dark world.
It was, without a doubt, one of the two worst moments of the year for me: the other one being the LAST time Rubin escaped, and I thought we’d never find him. GOD. As bad as that previous occasion was, though, this was way worse, mostly because it was so dark and cold outside that I really thought we had no chance of ever finding him. I kept imagining him being cold and scared, lost somewhere I’d never find him, so when I finally turned a corner and caught sight of a little white shape, calmly sniffing a tree as if he hadn’t a care in the world, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. I settled for a bit of both, and Rubin was (thankfully) totally unperturbed by his ordeal: I think he just thought he’d been for a walk or something. I, meanwhile, lost another few years of my life, so thanks for that, Rubin: also, you’re totally grounded for the rest of the year now, OK?
On Sunday, we had some friends round with their little ‘uns, so Terry could practice his photography skills on someone other than yours truly for a change. We had a three year-old, a two year-old and a six-month-old, and Terry reports that all three of them were considerably more co-operative than I am – and they blinked a lot less, too. Because of the weather and general lack of light, it’s been getting harder and harder to take photos: we’re having to do most of the outfit shots indoors because it just won’t stop raining, and even with that giant flash and light diffuser, it’s still pretty tricky. Speaking of outfit photos, though, I had a couple of questions about the lights we used in this post, so here’s a little behind-the-scenes shot for you:
As you can see, it’s just a set of fairy lights strung between the window and the bathroom door. It was just a temporary thing to create a nice photo backdrop, but I’d totally make it a permanent fixture, if it wouldn’t make getting in and out of those drawers a bit of a pain. In other house-related news…
We cleaned the kitchen floor! And bought some new chairs for that table we got last week! Which we didn’t bother removing the protective foam padding from before taking this photo! Maybe if I sound really excited about it, people will just think we did it on purpose, rather than thinking we’re lazy! Yay!
As you can see, in a dramatic move from us, we shunned the all-white look for once, and went for a rainbow of different colours: well, four very similar colours, anyway. (And actually, we DID go for the all-white look, too: we got four white chairs with the table when we bought it, and we decided to keep them, just for all those times when we suddenly decide to have eight people round to dinner or something.) Because we’re still us, though, we ARE going to paint the kitchen white now: it’s happening this Sunday. Terry is finding out about this at the same time you are, actually. I’m too scared to tell him to his face, because he was the one who single-handedly cleaned the floor: because I’ve been ill, remember? (No, really, I’ve been ill! I promise I didn’t just make that up to get out of the floor cleaning!)
We got a couple of other kitchen-related things this week too, but I’m going to wait until the painting’s done before I show you them: that way I can build up some anticipation, only to dash your hopes horribly when you find out it’s just a cheap canvas and a new light…
Finally, this week will also go down in history as the week I got The Best Boots in All the Land:
These are c/o Moda in Pelle, and they’re one of only a very few pairs of boots in my entire life which have actually fit me properly in the calf. Because of this, I’ve already started worrying about how I’ll cope when they wear out, and I can’t find a replacement for them. I think what I’ll probably do is, I’ll just never wear them: that way I’ll keep them safe forever. Sounds like a plan…
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(OK, I know no one cares about this, but the old wooden toy? Well, the fox took it back to its lair, and it spent the next 6 months living amongst the foxes, and learning their wily ways. And that old toy grew smart. One day, it packed its bags and headed for the city, and by that point it was SO smart that it was able to pass itself off as a REAL girl, and get a job reading the news on the local cable channel. Then one night after dinner, the children who threw it away were watching TV when the news came on. “Wait,” they said. “Isn’t that…?” And it WAS, people. IT WAS.)