The angry red weals? The ones I've had under my eyes for ONE WEEK now? Well, I Googled them, and I found out what's illin' me. According to the interweb, ...
Remember my Liam Gallagher eyebrows*? The ones I have to tweeze every single day in life, or small animals start setting up home in them? Did I also mention how ...
The phone always rings when I'm in the shower. It doesn't matter what time I choose to shower – that's when the phone will ring. It happened again this morning. I ...
It happened again, people. I popped out to the supermarket to procure some wine and Haribo sweets for Terry and I to enjoy during tonight’s Big Brother Final. (Terry doesn’t…
Because I know you're all desperately interested in my continuing search for new jeans, it is with great sadness that I come here today to report that Topshop duly updated ...
See this bottle of water?* This bottle of water that, OK, you can't really see anyway, but trust me - it's there, and by God, it's a big un? Today, Internet, ...