One morning, back when I was a teenager, I woke up with more than the usual amount of heads. There was my original head, of course - the one on my ...
This week I've been going to the gym on a semi-regular basis. I've done Body Combat. I've done Body Pump. I've done Blast Abs. I would've done Body Attack, but ...
One of the biggest advantages of being self-employed and working from home is that I don't really have to leave the house very often if I don't want to. In ...
Well, it’s finally happened: I’ve started hearing voices. Luckily for me (or perhaps not, actually), Terry and Rubin have also been hearing the voices, so it would appear that what…
Terry and I are both sleep talkers. As you can imagine, this has led to some fun times in our house of an evening, and it's weird because we can ...
So, I went to the gym. In fact, I went to a Boxercise class, and here's the thing about that: if you ever catch me mentioning doing another one, I ...
Did you miss me? Did you? Did you? Actually, on second thoughts, don't answer that... So, we got back late last night after a three hour delay in an airport in ...
Now, clearly this isn’t the classiest post title I’ve ever come up with in my life, but let it be a warning to you folks: if you have “problems” with…
Remember how last week I started doing The Friday Five again and I was all, "I am going to do this every Friday now for the rest of my life, only ...
A couple of years ago, some cataclysmic event or other happened to my computer (clearly it was so cataclysmic all memory of it has been wiped from my mind, because ...
So, yesterday I went to the hairdresser and had a big ol' chunk cut off my hair. Now, I know what you're thinking, but don't worry, this isn't going to be ...
OK, so after my last post I’m glad to see we’re all in agreement: I get to rule the world. I promise to be a fair and benevolent ruler, and…
I've just about recovered from the Two Flights from Hell experience. I'm not quite recovered from the experience of writing that mammoth post about it, mind you, but I'm soldiering ...
So, the airplane that transported us from Edinburgh to Birmingham on Saturday morning? Was a toy plane. A tiny little 20-row thing, with little fragile wings and the look of ...
Yeah, I know, I'm totally running out of clever titles for posts in which I go to the hairdresser and return with a headfull of crazy layers that don't look ...
Last night when I looked at my diary to see what I had planned for today (because obviously my life is SO busy that I need to do that. I…
"Just a quick trim," I said to the hairdresser, as I nervously eased myself into the torture chair this morning. Well, we all know the kind of luck I normally ...
Skribit question: How much would you sell Rubinman for? Did I ever tell you about the time I found a turd on the kitchen worktop? The kitchen worktop WHERE WE PREPARE ...