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Outfit Out-Takes | Blogger Blooper Reel – Maternity Edition

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S

o, it turns out that being pregnant leads to even more outfit out-takes than usual. I mean, I’m clumsy at the best of times, but it’s pretty hard to feel graceful when your body’s a totally different shape from the one you’re used to, and you’re lugging around what feels like a giant bowling ball all the time.

Which is why you end up with photos that look like this:

FLATTERING ... NOT.

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Nice work, Amber : tres graceful, indeed!

Or this:

the wind is not my friend

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Dancing? Screaming? Nope, I have no idea either….

I can’t even really blame pregnancy for the next two, though: this was AAAAALLLL me:

double-whammy

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And so was this:

blogger out-takes

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I think I was complaining about being asked to stand on wet grass here. “It’ll make for a much better backdrop, though!” said Terry – totally neglecting to consider the fact that that, yeah, the background might look hella pretty, but my face would look like THIS. GOD.

blogger blooper reel

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Dontchya wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Dontchya? Er, on second thoughts, no need to answer that, actually…

Nothing, however, is as hot as a HAIR MOUSTACHE:

hair moustache

Nice ‘tash, there, Amber! Awesome look, seriously!

blogger blooper reel

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Hair moustaches aren’t the only thing us fashion bloggers have to worry about, though: no, we’re also prone to being attacked by ghosts:

ghost attack

Seriously: there I was, just standing there minding my own business, and the next thing I know, a big ol’ ghost has come along and slapped me in the face. At least, I ASSUME that’s the explanation for this particular shot…

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8 Comments
  • Rosie von Waldherr
    January 4, 2018

    The photos are funny, but your captions are the best!!!! I love the one with the wet grass – I would totally also be complaining about it, especially in those gorgeous shoes!

    Hope you’re doing great!

    xo, Rosie //Curvy Life stories

  • Erin
    January 4, 2018

    I love photos that “didn’t make the blog.” If these are the worst you have, you’re doing alright! The ghost one is cracking me up 🙂

  • Justine
    January 4, 2018

    So glad you are back and making me laugh too !! Take care of yourself.

  • Erika
    January 4, 2018

    Love them! Speaking of which, I was just thinking how I haven’t done one of these posts myself in awhile. Last year seemed like EVERY picture of me was an out-take. Actually, when are mine all NOT out-takes? Ug!

  • Ginger
    January 4, 2018

    Aww, thank you so much for sharing these! Your commentary is the funniest part. It’s so puzzling how these things happen. Being slapped by a ghost is as good an explanation as any!

  • Justina
    January 4, 2018

    That hair mustache is just too perfect!

  • Rachael Dickinson
    January 7, 2018

    You still look unreal in them all hun!! Congrats again on little Max xx

    Rachael xox

  • Nellie
    January 12, 2018

    Thanks for the laughs, Amber. Despite the comical expressions you still look lovely!

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