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Morning Coffee Lemsip

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Well, folks, as you can probably tell by the title and photo, this week’s Morning Coffee is brought to you by the power of Lemsip (Well, Co-Operative own brand Cold & Flu Relief Powder for Oral Suspension, to be more accurate. Snappy name, huh?), plus about a thousand tissues. Yep, I’m sick. Again.

This week marked the return of the lurgy which made its debut in the very first episode of ‘Morning Coffee’. Er, I’ve no idea why I’m referring to them as “episodes’, like I’m starring in my own private soap opera or something, but let’s just say that if I WAS staring in a soap opera, this lurgy would turn out to be the evil twin of that earlier lurgy. It’s characterised by a sore throat, a simultaneously runny and blocked nose, and… it’s basically a head cold, is what I’m trying to say. Because I am me, though, and I don’t just get ordinary head colds (*turns up nose*), I’ve been feeling like hell for the past couple of days. At one point I couldn’t even muster the energy for online shopping, THAT’S how bad it was.

(I know you’re not supposed to complain about a common cold, because worse things happen at sea, people dying all over the world, etc etc. Let’s be honest, though: the cold sucks. I mean, it does, doesn’t it?)

Rubinman

(When I got the camera out, Rubin wanted to be in the photo, so here he is, to break up the whining…)

The cold wasn’t the only thing wrong with me this week, though. No, it was actually a real catalogue of disasters. I should probably have just stayed in bed, to be honest, but considering that I haven’t actually been able to sleep on account of the whole runny nose/tickly throat/feeling like hell thing, there wouldn’t have been much point. In addition to the cold:

First came the knee.

I’ve no idea how I hurt my knee: the top theory is that the injury was caused by my constant kneeling on cold, hard floors, in order to clean them. It could also be some other, more mysterious injury, though, and I’m not going to ask Dr Google, because he will say it’s cancer. He ALWAYS says it’s cancer, doesn’t he?

Then came the toe.

I’ve no idea how I hurt my toe either. Top theory with THIS one is that I did it while running, but, again, who really knows? Not me, not Dr Google, and please guys, not you either. As in, please don’t comment to tell me your great auntie Ethel’s cousin’s friend’s dog’s brother once had a sore toe, and now he’s dead, because you know when I say I have health anxiety? I ACTUALLY have health anxiety. So when people tell me I might have something, it triggers an anxiety attack, during which I will totally freak the hell out. (God, I hope my Enemies don’t read this, or they’ll know my weakness! That and the crabs, obviously…)

Then came the back.

I actually DO know how I hurt my back: I was bending down to pick something up off the floor (probably one of Rubin’s toys), and I somehow managed to twist my back in an awkward way. (I can make ANYTHING awkward, can’t I? Even tidying up!) Cue the kind of back pain that would’ve made it hard to sleep, only it didn’t, because I wasn’t sleeping anyway, on account of my old friend…

The Lurgy!

Give it up for the lurgy, people! It’s back, and it doesn’t seem to be going anywhere, so neither am I, basically. Except back to bed, obviously. With my Lemsip, and my cough drops, and also quite a lot of chocolate, because as we all know, calories consumed while ill totally don’t count. Still, at least the knee, toe and back are all feeling much better, so, hey: it could be worse! I could have Ebola, for instance. Don’t think I haven’t been worrying about it.

And that was my week. Oh, and also: boring kitchen/bathroom stuff. No, they’re not done yet. No, I don’t think they ever will be, really. On the plus side, this week the powder room finally has a floor! And, after a lot of deliberation, we also managed to pick out tile for the wall behind the toilet… I know to those of you who are used to living with fully-functioning toilets, these will seem like small things, but we’ve been working on this room for so long now it’s almost like Terry and I are visitors from an age without indoor plumbing, so it’s kinda blowing our minds. Top tip: if you ever want to feel really good about your house, just totally pull it apart, and then attempt to live like that for a few weeks. Once you put it back together again, it won’t matter what it looks like: it’ll feel like you’re living in a palace, compared to the previous mess!

How was your week? Lurgy-free, I hope? 

COMMENTS
  • “Oral Suspension”?! I think whoever named that product was delirious. Looking forward to your next blog post about the weird search terms which lured people here already…

    November 15, 2014
    • Oh yeah: hope you feel better soon.

      *shuffles away guiltily*

      November 15, 2014
  • Fran

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    No lurgy fortunately, but this week I donated blood for the first time! it was…interesting. Everyone was lovely, but I kept my eyes tightly shut all the way through, because if I can’t SEE them taking my blood, then I can’t faint about it, can I? :p

    Get better soon! And the cold is definitely incredibly annoying, you have every right to complain: 😉

    November 15, 2014
    • mysteries1984

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      I donate regularly so I love hearing about new donors…well done! It’s such a worthwhile thing to do.

      November 15, 2014
      • Fran

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        Thank you! I

        November 16, 2014
  • Myra

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    Sorry you’re sick, but this too will pass. I just wondered if you bought your new sofa and cushion to match Rubin lol
    Get better soon xx

    November 15, 2014
  • It doesn’t matter what’s happening, if I have a cold my back aches and twists up in to knots which means a simple cough can send me to the chiropractor. I definitely sound 90 years old now.

    Am I the only one who thought ‘oral suspension’ sounded like something straight out of 50 Shades?

    Rest up and feel better soon, there’s nothing worth getting out of bed for anyway!

    November 15, 2014
  • Hope you feel better soon Amber! I cannot wait to see this powder room, it is a thing of legend at this stage.
    Rubin is so adorable in that picture!

    November 15, 2014
  • Sarah V

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    Rubin!!!

    I hope you beat the ick quickly.

    November 16, 2014
  • Ellesworth

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    I was actually going to comment about toes lol! But just to say that I hurt mine running too, it was nothing serious but man did it hurt like crazy. A bit like your house analogy, you never realise how amazing your body is on a day to day basis until you injure yourself! Or, well, lots of bits of yourself. Feel better soon, Amber!

    November 17, 2014
  • Rachel

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    I finally got to see a physio after my doctors just looking at me like I’m making my pain up! For her to tell me I have weak hips, knees, wrists and muscles. I’m 80 at 30!! So now I have little exercises to do twice a day. On the plus side I have a new dress and Christmas is coming, along with the snow, hopefully. I know you don’t like it so it can miss out Scotland and come straight to Manchester 🙂

    November 17, 2014
  • Catherine

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    I hope you feel better soon! I know so many people who have this lurgy that won’t go away, it’s awful. I hope that, once the lurgy goes, the other injuries will feel better too. I notice that Rubin and your cushion match. Both very cute.

    November 17, 2014
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